Good Things Come in Pairs

This post brought to you by the number 2:

--the number of leeway pounds I had on my checked luggage

--the number of people I sat between on the plane

--the number of hours it took me to get home after landing at JFK

--the number of times I took a nap yesterday

--number of times I went grocery shopping today

--number of days I've had a headache

--number of people I'm living with

--number of my shoulders that are sore from wearing my backpack

--number I'm declaring on my W-4

--number of hours I'm ahead of my friends and family in Salt Lake

--number of losses the Jazz will have to the Lakers when I wake up in the morning

So there you go.