What I Learned at the State Fair

Pigs are awesome, and not just because they give us bacon, ham, and hot dogs, but because they also help save lives,

have cute little piglets,

and sleep like this.

I also learned that in Utah they call their scones Elephant Ears (in Idaho they're Tiger Ears), even though the worlds smallest woman has no bones and is part snake she will still talk to you, 4H girls and boys can do amazing things, cow auctions are very interesting, and if you want an imminent storm to somehow not produce rain go with someone who is experiencing their very first Fair.